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Thieving Bloody Bankers- A guest Contributor’s Perspective on Legalised Theft

Finally, someone with this initiative to attempt the impossible and have a voice. The Dunny welcomes Mr Quentin Rowe as the guest writer of this post. Good on you Quentin, you’ve stuck it to these parasites wonderfully. Westpac of Thieves Imagine if, upon trying to enter a business, you encounter a large and somewhat dangerous … Continue reading »

  • It's finally happened and its nasty. I'm becoming a writer! Its a ghastly transformation as if a Werewolf raped a word processing unit-no, an online philological database, and producing a mutant palsied offspring from a chrysalis of hideous alien tissue that needs constant medicating to prevent the thing tearing its own body apart with savage claws. I didn't notice at first; that cunning evil bastard Jew Gillespie got me started with his wretched trickery in convincing me to correspond with him so he could publish my deranged rantings-probably for some perverse Zionist ends that only his drug addled mind perceives. The Dunny has suddenly grown cyber-tentacles and networked itself like a preternaturally independent nanobot throughout various mainstream social networks and I've [suddenly] got readers all over the world-the deluded idiots even send me fan mail. Now I've launched a social networking campaign against the commercial fishing industry, corporate polluters and the middle classes as well as the long-term employed. Its insidious and it pulses and throbs with malignant chaotic intent. I don't sleep and when I do I wake up. Money means nothing anymore, and I have no time left to earn it-nor the inclination to. The only respite is the Sea, thank god for the Sea and the Boat. I have an ominous feeling about this that soon I shall eclipse John Galt as a corrosive agent viciously ejaculated across the filthy corrupt and threadbare Muslin that is the tenuous fabric of Society. Screenshot of my mutant creation attached, its growing like cancer...
  • We have spent nearly a year sitting atop a metaphorical mountain peak dunny contemplating the state of this planet and its human inhabitants. Despite coming to bleak conclusions about the intermediate and potentially ultimate fate of one or both, we have emerged personally from our contemplations with a fresh sense of emancipation and purpose. The current almost nationwide drought New Zealand suffers, from an accordingly sensational long, hot summer clearly supports undeniable evidence of climate change. Add to this the extreme weather conditions that have been affecting our Australian neighbours over the last few years, as well as other more global meteorological anomalies, and one would be understating in saying there is cause for concern. That the human race is the root of this rapid and radical change is still in hot debate, although this editor's desk feels there is little evidence left to deny it. Based on that, we will publish in favour of the [logical] assumption that it is. A Bleak World View: The planet is being choked and poisoned, her waterways, oceans, lands and skies polluted by industrial installations belching toxic fumes and discharging vile wastes. Millions of automobiles and other internal combustion powered machines fart out carbon laden exhaust smoke 24/7 into the air. This in turn thickens the Earth's atmospheric carbon layer increasing the intensity of radiation retention and heat from the sun-even a child in this age knows this. Not only that, toxins contained therein from air pollution end up back on, and in the planet's soil and water from "Fallout" contained in rain passing through its poisoned airways. The phenomenon of Acid Rain has been evident since the 1980's, as have its ghastly effects on the forests and pastures of Northern Europe.                               Irresponsible overuse of fossil fuels have been a principle cause in not only the above, but the establishment of a gross and corrupt corporate elite that control the planet and buy and sell its governments with the proceeds of their plunder. This elite are no different than the Mafia with the exception that they are blandly tolerated by the population and an exponentially far greater threat. The Global Elite control the bulk of directly owned wealth while making up a fraction of the overall population (1%), while the planet and the majority of its inhabitants struggle in indentured situations manipulated and created by this elite for generations, these evil pigs thrive and create wars, famines, and economic disasters to preserve & grow their power and wealth. Lack of backbone in worldwide governments, and the populace who choose to empower them, has allowed direct and proxy development of countries such as China to develop massive environmentally unregulated industries off the back of slave labour. Consequently as the economies and industrial blocs of these countries grow explosively  so too does the output of poison into the planet-not just in the proliferation of manufacturing pollution, but also in the masses of artificial junk and unnecessary packaging it comes in. One only need visit a $2 Dollar Shop or (invariably) Asian run super saver Wing Wong type shop to see ridiculously cheaply made, poor quality rubbish on sale for a couple of bucks. Wake up people! This shit is a product of slavery, unconscionable rape of natural resources and human endeavor,  as well as complete disregard of the by products of its manufacture and where it ends up. These stores dot our cities at every strip mall and shopping centre, they flourish, and why? Because they do good business, which means they are supported by the consumer and that's YOU!                             Our food is a sham, and it is false from before the seed is even planted. Crops are genetically modified to the point that they are unrecognisable from their original phenotype. The soil the resultant seeds are planted in is dead and inert from excessive and habitual overuse of Nitrate laden fertilisers and PCB filled, super toxic, carcinogenic pesticides and sprays. From there it is taken to [toxin belching] factories and processed and killed with heat, cell wall destruction, additives such as salts, ultra refined sugars, flavour enhancers, preservatives, stablisers, complex carbohydrates and added fat. The resultant pastes are then reconstituted to resemble the original, but in some fatuously "perfected" image, and force fed to a blissfully and irresponsibly ignorant populace through outlets owned by global corporations such as BK, McDonalds, KFC and Coca Cola. These corporations are run by the enemies of the planet and its people, the 1% mentioned above. YOU support them, and you CHOOSE to do so.                                 The planet's oceans are mercilessly raped and plundered by commercial fishing corporations-once again, Asia has a huge hand in this. At the same time as irreplaceable ecosystems are being destroyed at an horrific rate, these environmental pirates dump waste and trash into the ocean behind them, leaving huge masses of nets strewn across fragile coral reefs, atolls and marine systems, killing them off in the process. Wastage is huge-the shark finning industry alone murders 100,000,000 (that's one hundred million) sharks per year, catching them, hacking off their fins and throwing the still living shark back into the ocean to die a slow painful death. Compare this to one hundred million people having their hands and feet hacked off and being left to die and see how your sensibilities react. The shark finning industry is entirely supported by Asia, and they get away with this barbaric thumbing of their noses at the world because people like you stay silent when it would take ten minutes of your lives to lend your voices to disapprove and make that disapproval known.                 Our magnificent evolutionary cousins the Cetaceans are endangered with some species on the threshold of extinction. Once they are lost they are gone for ever, and yet the people of the world still allow Japan and Norway to murder the whales with impunity. Japan in particular blatantly refuses to even acknowledge toothlessly enforced whaling moratoriums by the global community. While we do not agree with many aspects of hysterical radical organisations such as Sea Shepherd, this is the kind of last resort action that is required to stop these pirates, as nobody else seems able to do so.                   Factory farming produces the bacon & eggs and steak you love so much at a huge cost to nutrition of both consumer, planet and original protein donor (read the poor bloody beast that it came from). The practices and effects of factory farming are well publicised and known, but still it is an aspect of the farming industry that flourishes due to support of consumers-once again YOU. It's simple, people, when it comes to your food you are being farmed yourselves, the food conspiracy is one of the greatest cons in the history of our race and it is perpetrated because people are just too damned ignorant and lazy to take responsibility for themselves and ask where their food comes from and what's in it.                   Packaging: how many times have you bought a bottle of wine at the store and it's been put in a [plastic] bag? Why? It's already in a package-the bottle. Go to the store and buy a bag of ice, or potatoes, of potato crisps (if you soil yourself by eating them), invariably it will be put into another plastic bag. Where did that bag come from? What is it made of? What processes were involved in that manufacture? More importantly, what will happen to it when you thoughtlessly throw in in the bin? Having worked with the packaging industry as advertising clients in times gone by, it has been voiced to us by their very executives that if the consumer were to realise how unnecessary the majority of packaging (particularly flexible packaging) is- and act on it- their industry would be finished. What does this tell you when you think of all the plastic that goes through your household?                         What Can You Do Though? (I hear you say as you pointlessly wring your middle class hands) For starters, start acting like the most evolved creature on the planet instead of a complacent, ignorant ape. If someone came into your house and smashed the place up and shat all over your floor while telling you it was all for your own good would you accept it? No, you'd do what was necessary to remove the threat and minimise the damage. This planet is your home, and in this case, without it you, and the rest of us, are fucked, so sit up, take notice, take responsibility and take action-instead of taking it in the ass. Act locally, think globally: stop buying shit made in Taiwan, China, and Korea-those bastards don't give a shit about you or the planet so stop supporting them by buying their products. Spend a little extra and buy something sustainably made that'll last. The more you do this the more adverse effect it has on the looters and the bigger the sea change for the better worldwide. Instead of going shopping with your credit card on Saturday buying useless shit you don't need, sit down and read a book about something that will expand your mind for the better-plenty to read about that will help; organic gardening, creative efficient management of space, yoga, evolution, history, nutrition, the list is endless. In doing this you have already made a positive contribution to both yourself and the planet just by not supporting polluting industries, human rights abuses, and the packaging industry-not to mention not using your car, the bus or a train. As well as that you saved being further in debt, or at least a few bucks which you can put in a teapot to set yourself free and find somewhere to grow your own food. Stop watching TV and reading newspapers and magazines. The media is just a tool of governments and corporations to manipulate your mind, dull your sense of what's right and wrong and force feed you lies and advertising. Instead read a book, or better still, read one to your kids. Why not even go one better and write a book for your kids, that way you begin a new cycle of enlightenment instead of consigning them to retardation at the hands of The Adversary. Before you buy food, take time to contemplate what it is. Don't buy processed muck; familiarise yourself  with what is actually done to your food, whether it be beast, fruit or vegetable  Knowledge is Power, empower yourself, don't be a sheep and let the looters feed you up on lies and poison. Once again, take responsibility for your food intake. The old adage "You are what you eat" is true, ergo, eat poisonous shit with no life in it, you'll die of cancer or some other extreme allergic reaction, eat healthy living food and you'll live well, enjoy old age and probably die in your sleep. When you buy said food, be mindful of packaging and minimise it. Take a reusable bag or a cardboard box for your groceries, don't buy twice or thrice packaged food (ie two courgettes on a meat tray covered in cling film). Aim always to buy in biodegradable packaging (cardboard or paper). Don't buy factory farmed and be aware that not all foods claiming to be "safe" or "ethical" actually are-the onus is on you as a free thinking, intelligent individual to find out for yourself. Don't support the commercial fishing industry, if you don't know a fisherman you can barter with, find a small quota operator to buy from instead of a corporate giant with a fleet of death liners. At the very least don't buy tinned Tuna-FROM ANYONE! Go online and have a voice-hell, have a voice without going online! Vote, add weight to your right to have a say. Seek out organisations making a difference or at least trying to and support them-even if its just by clicking the "Like" button on a Facebook page against battery hen farming or Tuna fishing. This is an age where technology can be a two edged sword-at the moment it is mostly being misused or at best inefficiently used. Proto-Luddites don't hate or eschew technology, they just think about how to use it sensibly and sustainably. Before you leap in your car and drive to the corner store for a packet of smokes or a six pack of beer, think about how far it actually is, then get off your fat ass and walk there-you'll be surprised how pleasant it is and it's good for you as well. You might even come across a total stranger in the process and be able to smile, say hello, and establish a connection with a fellow human being. In Conclusion As a race and inviolably linked member of the planet Earth's biosphere, the human race is equally endangered and endangering. We claim and believe we are the most highly evolved organism in that biosphere, however we are its entire, and only threat. Why is this readers? Discuss. It is true that the planet's industries, governments and wars are managed and run by an evil elite, however the one strength they have is the apathy of the majority. If a colony of ants or a hive of bees can act collectively as one body made of individuals, for their betterment and survival then why can't we? The reality of the human race and planet Earth's current plight isn't caused by an evil conspiracy, it is the result of lazy, corrupt, greedy thinking of everyday individual people who continue to tacitly support the looters by not making the effort to think for themselves, and take responsibility for their own actions and those around them. It has been said that for evil men to accomplish their purpose it is only necessary that good men should do nothing. Time to wake up people-time to GROW up!
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